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Chris Hardwick
I am Chris Hardwick. You probably recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled across me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's Singled Out and Noam Chomsky's Shipmates. I was also in House of 1000 Corpses, which you were afraid to see because horror films make you pee a little. I was also in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, which you are somewhat reluctant to give me credit for, because I was only in a couple of scenes and I was not a robot. When I told you about, Guys Like Us, a series I did on UPN, you replied, "I don't get cable", ignorant of the fact that UPN was freely available in many of the contiguous United States until its black heart was sliced out and carelessly jammed inside the WB's desiccated corpse to form the Franken-channel of "The CW". "I was on KROQ in Los Angeles for THREE YEARS!" "Radio is a dead medium", you scoffed. "Well, I'm not only an alumnus of the 2001 US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO, but I went back in 2005 as half of the musical comedy duo Hard 'N Phirm!" "Why would I care about stand-up comedy amid a bunch of drunken, nouveau-riche mountain dwellers and their many unnecessary art galleries? Again I tried to appeal to your sycophantic sensibilities. "Guess who'll be appearing at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal this year??" Again, you...
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Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
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Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
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