Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Body piercing is out of control.
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Being a racist in L.A. is exhausting.
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.