Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Body piercing is out of control.
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Being a racist in L.A. is exhausting.
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.