-- Sag! You're It!
-- Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
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20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
-- Kick the Bucket
-- Red Rover, Red...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Once you hit 30, your life changes -- all the 30-year-olds know
what I'm talking about. You hit 30, you don't run for the bus anymore. You get...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm not gonna tell you how old I am. Let's just say it's
somewhere between 30 and a Wal-Mart greeter.
Posted: 10/30/2008
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult -- kind of, I guess.
But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't...
Posted: 10/30/2008
One Sunday, a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving
a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife
called his cell phone.
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The
nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.
After a while, she slowly...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything
and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher
comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.
The first old lady...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their
health.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was...
Posted: 12/01/2008