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In 1974 a couple of teenagers decided to skip their post-prom party and go necking instead. 9 1/2 months later... a star was born. And in the delivery room next to the star... Chad Daniels was born. Its always been like that. So close yet so far away.

In 1998, after doing open mic at Minneapolis' ACME Comedy Company, Chad was given the opportunity to be the house emcee at the Westward Ho Comedy Gallery in Grand Forks, ND. Performing six shows a week and hosting karaoke after every show in the dead of winter 60 miles from the Canadian border while living in a 6 x 8 hotel room that was next to a stinky French fry factory? How could you not agree?

All those nights in the frozen tundra paid off. Chad immediately began touring the country performing at clubs, colleges, bowling alleys, and Elk's lodges.

Because these things have fallen in his lap Chad was up for Time Magazine's "Luckiest Man Alive" but lost it to David Caruso when he booked CSI: Miami.

In 2003 Chad performed as a finalist in Comedy Central's Laugh Riots Competition. And he performed as a New Face at the prestigious Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy and Arts Festival.

In 2004 Chad made his network television debut on CBS' The Late Late Show.

Chad is 5'10", has blood type A positive, loves Cadbury Creme Eggs, has average looks, and hates writing in third person.

In 1974 a couple of teenagers decided to skip their post-prom party and go necking instead. 9 1/2 months later... a star was born. And in the delivery room next to the star... Chad Daniels was born. Its always been like that. So close yet so far away.

In 1998, after doing open mic at Minneapolis' ACME Comedy Company, Chad was given the opportunity to be the house emcee at the Westward Ho Comedy Gallery in Grand Forks, ND. Performing six shows a week and hosting karaoke after every show in the dead of winter 60 miles from the Canadian border while living in a 6 x 8 hotel room that was next to a stinky French fry factory? How could you not agree?

All those nights in the frozen tundra paid off. Chad immediately began touring the country performing at clubs, colleges, bowling alleys, and Elk's lodges.

Because these things have fallen in his lap Chad was up for Time Magazine's "Luckiest Man Alive" but lost it to David Caruso when he booked CSI: Miami.

In 2003 Chad performed as a finalist in Comedy Central's Laugh Riots Competition. And he performed as a New Face at the prestigious Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy and Arts Festival.

In 2004 Chad made his network television debut on CBS' The Late Late Show.

Chad is 5'10", has blood type A positive, loves Cadbury Creme Eggs, has average looks, and hates writing in third person. [LESS]

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Chad Daniels - Tall Woman

Well, that's a big bitch!

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 25,401

Chad Daniels - Birth

Newborns are gross.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 13,823

Chad Daniels - Parenting for Dummies

Chad doles out parenting tips.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 12,306

Chad Daniels - Sperm

Sperm doesn't have feelings.

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Posted: 07/28/06
Views: 9,120

Chad Daniels - English

The Bible is in English.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 6,934

Chad Daniels - High School Reunion

For our Honeymoon, I took her around the world.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 5,034

Chad Daniels - Old People

Chad has a Social Security plan.

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PolitiBits - Chad Daniels

Who are the old, white, Southern Democrats gonna vote for?

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Chad Daniels - Kids

Kids suck. And are annoying.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 3,913

Chad Daniels - Old People

I think we should be allowed to kill old people.

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Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 3,760

Chad Daniels: Life Expectancy Sentencing

If life expectancy is 75 and you kill a 74-year-old, you only have to spend one year in prison. If life expectancy is 75 and you kill an...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes

I have to explain to this guy that Jack Daniel's has an apostrophe in it, and one guy honestly said, 'You mean he followed Jesus?' 'Yeah, sir, he...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Chad Daniels: Genetic Advancements

I can't wait until they could put wings on humans. Because when they could put wings on humans, they could put wings on pigs, and when they could...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Chad Daniels: Mother-In-Law

One day, she was at our house holding our wedding picture. She goes, 'I don't know why she married you.' I was like, 'I do. See the ring bearer?...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Chad Daniels: My Wife's Friends

Her friends are a**holes. They always try to belittle me because they all have PhD's and I didn't finish college. Like, one night, we're all out...

Posted: 07/27/2006