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Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Jews will do anything to eat.
The problem with marriage is it involves men and women.
Religion is basically guilt with different holidays.
I'd like to die while making love -- that'd be great -- but
after the orgasm. It'd be terrible to die before the orgasm. I'd be up in...
Barbie had all of these great accessories. She came with a
Dream House. Tammy came with a straight razor with band-aids to cover the cuts on her...
What is it with guys and their eyebrows? He looks like a mad
scientist. He goes to sleep; he wakes up -- 'Ew, Dad, did you take a nap or did you...
I had to go back to New York recently for a family reunion. I
hate those things. I walk in there, I look at everyone, and I think: 'I'm getting my...
I'm 36, I'm not married -- I give up. I was just at my cousin's
wedding. I caught the bouquet. I just took it home and repotted it.
When my mother's driving along a road, and there's a sign that
says the road curves to the left, she signals that way, just to let us know she's...
My father drives so slowly. When deer see my father's car
approaching, they linger.
My mother never encouraged me to have creative costumes on
Halloween. It'd be such an important day to me. I said, 'Ma, what should I be this...