Tall people are like the SUVs of humanity.
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
My ex-girlfriend called. She's getting married; she called to tell me. Yeah, she called. She wanted closure. I said, 'What part of us not talking...
When my last girlfriend wanted to get a little serious, I had to use the old wild stallion technique to get her back in. I said, 'Baby, I'm like a...
The thing that I hate about tall people is that they just assume that the rest of us want to be tall. That's not true. That's just like people with...
Lions sleep 85% of their day, have sex up to 55 times a day. That's what we should be shooting for. I would love to get that much sleep.
Have you ever seen a really, really old tall person? Yeah, me neither. They don't last very long. Enjoy your basketball and your view, tall people....