You ever get a gift from somebody and, as you open up that
gift, you involuntarily shout out, 'Do you even know me?!'
Posted: 10/30/2008
I hate it when you go to other people's houses, and they make
you take your shoes off before you enter the apartment. Because it's like, 'What if...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I've never understood the concept of the gift certificate
because for the same $50 bucks, [my friend] could've gotten me $50 bucks.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple
orgasms?
A: Great work, team!
Posted: 12/01/2008
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Here's how rich I am: I'll, like, go into a Banana Republic and
buy shirts two at a time. That's right, I guess you should applaud for that. Here's...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm shopping at these bargain basement clothing stores. Can you
do me a favor and sign a petition? I want to change the name of all these places to...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Every item in women's clothing stores now has shoulder pads in
them, right? Because women are actually supposed to look more masculine, more broad,...
Posted: 11/02/2008
There are so many types of shoes. There's so many categories,
and I really have no idea what type of shoe I need at any given time. And I go in...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I can understand no wallets at Old Navy, but no ties? What am I
supposed to wear with my mock-ribbed turtleneck and purple camouflage cargo pants?...
Posted: 10/30/2008