It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.
Caroline's in denial about being in therapy.
I'm even in denial about the fact that I'm in therapy. I've just convinced myself there's a friend that I see once a week, and then I lend her $90,...
I'm so sick of these men who just talk about themselves. I'm looking for a well-hung mime.
Therapy's amazing. You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say. It's like...
I love New York. It's the only place where if you look at anyone long enough, they'll eventually spit.
I have the biggest crush on my dentist. I've been doing everything to see him; I gargle with Coke.
He's like, 'Caroline, you've got a cavity,' and I'm like, 'I know -- and I'd like you to fill it.'
It wouldn't bother me that much if they could show me one marriage that has come from that kind of an introduction.