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Big tires are a guy thing.
Women perceive time differently than men.
Men have less stressful lives than women.
Pajamas don't make any sense at all.
Carol can keep a secret.
Men are hard-wired for sports.
You're better friends than we are. Think about it: men seem to
have friendships that last for years. You know why? You guys don't talk to each other.
Of course you're nicer than we are, your lives are less
stressful. Do you know this? For one thing, what you're wearing tonight will be in style...
Then there's a friend who only calls me when she's depressed.
You all know people like this: I'm on the phone with her for three hours; it's a...
Do you guys know that to hang out with you, we pretend we
understand football? Do you know that faking football has replaced faking the orgasm in...
I hear from one guy -- who I don't even think I'm seeing
anymore -- calls me out of the blue and then says, 'It's only been two weeks.' I'm...
I have a friend tells me he can get by on one hour of sleep. To
me, this is crazy. It's like someone bragging that they only need one tooth to...
Pajamas -- they're stupid. They make no sense at all. If I'm
gonna make the effort of putting on matching tops and bottoms, I might as well put on...
What the hell is Victoria's Secret? Please. My guess is that
she likes to dress like a slut.