3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married
and have sex all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - After you've...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a
prostitute with diarrhea?
A: The farmer shucks between fits.
Posted: 12/01/2008
10) Your mom.
9) Piss in the wind.
8) Spit straight
up.
7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..."
6) Swallow.
5) Drop the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dryand there's nothing to shake.
Posted: 10/30/2008
If you told men, every time we had an orgasm, we'd take a dump
in our pants, you'd see men going, 'So what's the problem?'
Posted: 10/30/2008
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked,
multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of...
Posted: 10/30/2008
There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A condom floats up in the
middle. What do they say?
"Who farted?"
Posted: 10/30/2008
There's this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her hands
are cold. So her mom tells her to put them between her legs to get them warm. So she...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A married couple was walking down the street when an alien
spacecraft landed in front of them. A married alien couple walked out and said, ''Hello,...
Posted: 10/30/2008