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Carol Leifer - Bad Breath

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You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

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Views: 1,660

Posted: 03/20/2003

Carol Leifer - Bad Breath

You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,660

Carol Leifer - Nude Beach

Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), lookin' good (233)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,087

Carol Leifer - Lingerie

Lingerie is a rip-off.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,075

Carol Leifer - Women in the Workplace

Women still have big strides to make in the workplace.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 347

Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience

People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 332

Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons

Security guards at the airport are all over you.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), driving (264)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 251

Carol Leifer - Celebrity Name Change

Only celebrities can pull off a name change.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), ethnic (691)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 243

Carol Leifer - Having a Baby

It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 231

Carol Leifer - Traveling

British money confuses Carol.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), money (445)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 222

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RodMan - Bubble Bath

Couples should take baths together.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 1,830

Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains

Dogs have the perfect sized brain.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 161

Finesse Mitchell - Cialis

Guys need to take geometry to pee on Cialis.

Tags: Finesse Mitchell (9), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 481

Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants

Men only want four things out of life.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 623

Drew Fraser - Underwear

Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 348

Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude

Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1781), observational (286)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,088

Drew Fraser - Government Drugs

Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 315

Brian Posehn - New York City

Brian Posehn likes watching the homeless fight ghosts.

Tags: Brian Posehn (13), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 735

Nick DiPaolo - Prostate Exam

Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1781), health (519)

Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 1,587

Doug Benson - Pee or Spank

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

Tags: Doug Benson (26), Comedy Central Presents (1781), kids (597)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,432


Sex You Up

3 Stages of Sex:

1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.

2. Bedroom Sex - After you've...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Farmer and the Prostitute

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?

A: The farmer shucks between fits.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Top Ten Things You Should Never Do

10) Your mom.

9) Piss in the wind.

8) Spit straight up.

7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..."

6) Swallow.

5) Drop the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gay Man & Refrigerator

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Feminine Farting

Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?

They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

Posted: 10/30/2008

David Alan Grier: Orgasm Warning

If you told men, every time we had an orgasm, we'd take a dump in our pants, you'd see men going, 'So what's the problem?'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Old Man and the Punk

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of...

Posted: 10/30/2008

A Very Hot Tub

There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A condom floats up in the middle. What do they say?

"Who farted?"

Posted: 10/30/2008

Amish Leg Warmers

There's this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her hands are cold. So her mom tells her to put them between her legs to get them warm. So she...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dirty Aliens

A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them. A married alien couple walked out and said, ''Hello,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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