I am in a fantastic mood tonight. I'm wearing a new perfume
that I should recommend to the women in the audience. It's called 'Tester.'
Posted: 03/20/2003
Oh my God, Kennedy Airport -- what a mess -- all over you with
those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Stand-up comedy -- I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks
-- knock wood -- it's been working. 'Cause I was one of those kind of people, even...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Ladies, women in the workplace -- oh, we still have big strides
to make. You ready for this? A girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how
I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Long Island -- if you're from out of town, how would I describe
it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.
Posted: 03/20/2003
I was working recently in London -- what a thrill, yeah. But I
wasn't used to their money, though, 'cause I bought this really decadent box of...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Oh man, I get a lot of junk email. Isn't it annoying? Clutters
everything up. I'm starting to sense a theme, though. Apparently, there's a lot of...
Posted: 03/20/2003
I was over there in Hawaii. I was there on the big island. The
'Big Island' -- that name cracks me up. First of all, it's not that big, so I'm...
Posted: 03/20/2003
Oh, this is fun -- went to a nude beach for the first time.
Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all...
Posted: 03/20/2003