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Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR

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White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.

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Views: 5,201

Posted: 03/11/2006

Carlos Mencia - Women Are Gross, Too

Men may be gross, but so are women. They just don't admit it.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), men/women (839), dating (611)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,750

Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines

If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), flying (131), terrorism (85)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,978

We Got The Best

USA, brother, USA!

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22),

Posted: 06/24/02
Views: 7,239

Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies

For every race, there are different levels within it.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), ethnic (690), culture (88)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 5,827

Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms

Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 5,509

Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR

White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), ethnic (690), stereotypes (380)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 5,201

Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy

America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), ethnic (690), news & politics (224)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 4,867

Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Sensitivity

You can't have feelings in America anymore.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (22), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 4,564

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Josh Sneed - NASCAR

Josh hates NASCAR.

Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 4,345

Kevin Bozeman - NASCAR

Black people would add something to NASCAR.

Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (690)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 329

Dave Attell - Space Shuttle Launch

No one cares about the space shuttle anymore.

Tags: Dave Attell (26), travel (235), sports (227)

Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 1,677

Vic Henley - NASCAR

NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sports (227)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,627

Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,683

Josh Sneed - Collectible Buckets

Josh tries to reason with a NASCAR fan.

Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), kids (596)

Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 2,055

Andre Covington - Surfing

Surfing is a white person thing.

Tags: Andre Covington (3), imitations (766), ethnic (690)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 105

A.J. Jamal - Crime

A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (690), money (445)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 75

Mike Britt - Hate

Sports announcers are like women.

Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 273

Russ Meneve - My Penis

Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 661


Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Two Americans open a bungee jumping business in Mexico. They set up on the square of a small village.

Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names

A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers

We have all these Cuban refugees who swam here from Cuba. But how many Cubans are there on the U.S. swim team? It would be so easy -- all you have...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Roy: White Guys in the NBA

There is one group of white guys who does have it rough, and that's the American white guys in the NBA. 'Cause the good jobs are going to the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Wanda Sykes: Keeping Tiger Woods Black

The only thing keeping him black is, every now and then, his father shows up: 'Hey, that's my boy, alright! Don't try to steal him now.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Wanda Sykes: Tiger Woods

As soon as he turned pro and he won his first tournament, I read, 'Bi-racial golfer wins first tournament.' Oh, OK -- 50/50: he's 50% black, 50%...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gregg Rogell: Jews Are Not Athletic People

We're not athletic people. That's why it took us so long to get through that desert in the first place. Forty years -- we're not speed demons. We...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gregg Rogell: 10 Jews on a Basketball Court

You take 10 Jews at random and put 'em on a basketball court, you get a real estate seminar.

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Hunter's Topless Maidens

A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a grizzly bear in the woods. The chief invites the hunter back to his camp to celebrate and reward...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Sam Tripoli: Chinese in the NBA

I'm tellin' ya, Asians are coming in full effect. They're even in the NBA now. What's up, seven-foot-six Yao Ming -- which I'm convinced is three...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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