All the terrorists that have tried to cross the Mexican border have been caught for a reason.
Filed under: Carlos Mencia (52), America (446), terrorism (439)
Views: 3,045
Posted: 03/11/2006
Carlos Mencia - Barack Obama
Most people don't know Barack Obama is African.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Indecision (1359), Barack Obama (971)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 142,151
Carlos Mencia - Honesty
Women, be honest about men.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 135,120
Carlos Mencia - Burka
Men are losing the marriage battle in America.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 72,704
Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter
I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52),
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863
Carlos Mencia - Gays in the Military
There are a lot of gay people in the military.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), gay/homosexual (633), racism (195)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 42,941
Carlos Mencia - Women
Women have it so easy.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 27,309
Carlos Mencia - What Men Want
Women, you know what we want.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 24,441
Carlos Mencia - Middle East
Arabs and Latinos look a lot a like.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Iraq (1073), wars (467)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 22,319
Carlos Mencia - Mortar-Proof Theatre
I can do five shows!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Iraq (1073), wars (467)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 21,204
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), laws (172), immigration (160)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,592
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,503
Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy
America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,428
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), culture (165)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 8,167
Carlos Mencia - Special Treatment
Carlos Mencia sees disabled people for who they really are.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), men/women (1003), storyteller (263)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 4,638
Carlos Mencia - Women Are Gross, Too
Men may be gross, but so are women. They just don't admit it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 13,426
Carlos Mencia - Castro District, San Francisco
San Francisco needs to name its neighborhoods properly.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,357
Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR
White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,198
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 1
Just because someone's not crying at this movie doesn't mean they're not touched by Jesus Christ.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), religion (776), movies (559)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,517
