Carlos helps his friends get laid with his impressions.
Filed under: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Views: 1,742
Posted: 02/26/2004
Carlos Alazraqui - Big Cars
Cars are getting bigger in America.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,105
Carlos Alazraqui - Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is brutally, devastatingly honest.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,075
Carlos Alazraqui - Cheerleaders
If cheerleaders affected the outcomes of battles, the Native Americans would still be here today.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,412
Carlos Alazraqui - Spaniards
Spaniards are the reason Latinos come in all different colors.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,162
Carlos Alazraqui - Senior Citizens
Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 828
Carlos Alazraqui - Honorable Combat
Honorable combat is relative.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 774
Carlos Alazraqui - Spaniards
Spaniards are the reason Latinos come in all different colors.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,162
Carlos Alazraqui - Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is brutally, devastatingly honest.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,075
Carlos Alazraqui - Big Cars
Cars are getting bigger in America.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,104
Cristela Alonzo - Hot and Fun
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,687
Carlos Alazraqui - Honorable Combat
Honorable combat is relative.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 774
Carlos Alazraqui - Senior Citizens
Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 828
Dave Attell - Party Bus
Going home early is a mistake.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 1,160
Dane Cook - Discovery Channel
How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 12,376
Harland Williams - Pillsbury Doughboy
Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 162
Mark Pitta - The Date
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
