"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is a really annoying name for a product.
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
There's that moment in an evening of drinking, hanging out, having fun, when something happens.
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
If a woman tells you she only dates breakdancers, show her some moves.