Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Filed under: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (772), family (667)
Views: 3,891
Posted: 06/21/2007
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,479
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
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Posted: 06/25/07
Views: 8,297
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,480
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,134
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,780
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,473
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,336
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Cosby (21)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 540
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,336
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,031
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,130
Bryan Gutmann - Humpty Dumpty
The rhyme about Humpty Dumpty has a depressing ending.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (772), music (727)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 307
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 743
Steve Wilson - New Love
Steve respects couples who have been dating a long time.
Tags: Steve Wilson (2), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 343
Bryan Gutmann - Meeting Place
Bryan Gutmann offers home fire safety tips.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 407
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (772), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,191
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: TJ Miller (7), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 24,196
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,890
