Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Filed under: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Views: 3,401
Posted: 10/22/2008
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,411
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
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Posted: 06/25/07
Views: 8,269
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (770), family (664)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,741
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,076
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,752
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,445
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,208
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Cosby (21)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 470
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,445
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Cosby (21)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 470
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,076
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,752
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,411
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,803
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 375
Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,669
Bruce Bruce - Driving With Donuts
Krispy Kreme donuts will make you wreck your car.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 10,631
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,071
