Carlin is always the best.
Brian is not "hospital fat."
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
You can do anything in church.
We should catapult people to heaven.
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.