You can do anything in church.
Filed under: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Views: 3,123
Posted: 10/22/2008
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,464
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
Tags:
Posted: 06/25/07
Views: 8,290
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,870
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,472
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,776
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,465
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,315
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Cosby (21)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 522
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,776
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,464
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Cosby (21)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 522
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,472
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,465
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,658
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,869
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 151
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,314
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,984
