An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over
custody of their children.
The mother protested that since she brought her kids...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while
their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, "Congratulations,...
Posted: 12/01/2008
This is my second marriage, and I have a kid from my first
marriage 'cause I like souvenirs.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and
said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. My wife said,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The day my little boy was born, a friend of mine called me
because his little girl was born the day before. He goes, 'Who knows? Maybe they'll end...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The other day, my little boy talked back to my wife. She told
him to do something; he said, 'No, I don't want to.' So, I had to pull him aside and...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I got two daughters, and I was divorced when they were young.
They were, like, four and two, and they took it tough because I told them it was...
Posted: 10/30/2008
My wife and I had a long talk recently. We decided we don't
want to have any kids, and then we decided we probably should have had that talk before...
Posted: 10/30/2008
They encourage the kids to call them by their first names... I
think that's weird and I think it's wrong, but I'm old fashioned. But I'm not...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Parents get burned out in big families. You can even see it in
the naming of children. It's always, like, the first kid: 'You were named after...
Posted: 10/30/2008