Brian Kiley is quite simply one of the country's sharpest comedy minds. Besides performing as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno 4 times and Late Night with Conan O'Brien 7 times, Brian has been a staff writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien since it's inception in 1994 and has been nominated for 7 Emmy Awards.
Other shows that Brian has appeared on include The Late Show with David Letterman, Dr. Katz Professonal Therapist, The CBS Morning Show, Spotlight Cafe, Caroline's Comedy Hour, Comedy On The Road and An Evening at the Improv.
Brian Kiley is quite simply one of the country's sharpest comedy minds. Besides performing as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno 4 times and Late Night with Conan O'Brien 7 times, Brian has been a staff writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien since it's inception in 1994 and has been nominated for 7 Emmy Awards.
Other shows that Brian has appeared on include The Late Show with David Letterman, Dr. Katz Professonal Therapist, The CBS Morning Show, Spotlight Cafe, Caroline's Comedy Hour, Comedy On The Road and An Evening at the Improv.
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When Brian was a kid, his aunt always called him by his brother's name.
Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.
When Brian's wife was pregnant she had cravings for other men.
Brian's best subject in college was psychology.
Brian has a secret crush on his wife's aerobics instructor.
You have to field tough questions as a parent.
Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.
From time to time, Brian's mother puts on her wedding dress.
Brian's wife travels a lot with her job.
Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and
said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. My wife said,...
We picked out kinda old fashioned names for our kids. Our
little boy is Hunter, and our little girl is Gatherer.
When she was pregnant, she would get these cravings in the
middle of the night. She would get these cravings for other men.
When I was a kid, I had this one aunt who used to always call
me by my brother's name -- I mean, a million times, every time I saw her. Finally, I...
I'm not too crazy about my relatives. I love my immediate
family. But don't you look at your relatives, and you can't believe you're actually...
I went hunting for the first time. I shot an elk. I felt really
bad at first, but the guy was wearing a plaid leisure suit.
When I was in high school, I was in the French club. We didn't
really do anything. Every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club.
My niece is a sophomore at West Point. She's already had five
majors -- and three captains and two lieutenants. She's a very slutty young woman.
I didn't do too well in college. The only class I did well in
was psychology. My term paper on dreams was actually published. Do you read...
I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that he
hates his teacher. She's 'an idiot' and she's 'out to get him,' which is the last thing...