Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Filed under: Brett Butler (9), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Views: 383
Posted: 02/24/1992
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,613
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 774
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), alcohol (496), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 545
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 416
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 416
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 774
Kevin Meaney - Raccoon Coat
Kevin gave his girlfriend a raccoon coat.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,082
Bobby Slayton - Dressing Yourself
Gay black men are the best dressers.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 337
Richard Belzer - Adjustment
Evolution took a left at the Los Angeles valley.
Tags: Richard Belzer (11), imitations (772), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 579
John Caponera - Speedos
Men's swimwear is too revealing.
Tags: John Caponera (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 728
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 998
Andy Kindler - Mother Visit
Andy and his family all talk the same way.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 227
Jimmie Walker - America's Most Wanted
Jimmie loved the Los Angeles riots.
Tags: Jimmie Walker (4), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 626
Carrie Snow - Garage Sale
Carrie and her friends had a hyper garage sale.
Tags: Carrie Snow (2), The A-List (491), friends (312)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 257
