At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Filed under: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Views: 777
Posted: 05/26/1993
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,614
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), alcohol (496), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 546
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 416
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 383
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 374
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 383
Jan Karem - Health Club
Upper East Side women don't think exercises apply to them.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,527
Ted Blumberg - Sexual Harassment
Flirting is not part of a job requirement.
Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,047
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,093
Jimmy Aleck - Condoms
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,012
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 384
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,554
Cindy Eaton - In That Way
You may have to remind some friends of the opposite sex that you don't want to see them naked.
Tags: Cindy Eaton (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 502
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741
