The last job I had, I had to wear this badge around my neck all
day -- like, a laminated badge. It's like a backstage pass to the crappiest concert...
Posted: 02/02/2006
Ever been at your job and you get so bored and sick of doing it
that you just go to the bathroom to hang out? You don't even need to go. You just...
Posted: 02/02/2006
You can be mean to ugly girls. They don't have feelings.
Posted: 02/02/2006
My last girlfriend used to call my penis what I thought was a
big, powerful, scary nickname. She was calling it a 'weapon of mass destruction.'...
Posted: 02/02/2006