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Bonnie did her first open mic in Vancouver, Canada. The manager of the club told her she should enter a contest, The Search for Canada's Funniest New Comic. She did and she won. She moved to New York where she landed a manager, an agent and taped her first half hour special which still airs on Comedy Central. Bonnie got a deal with CBS to star in her own sitcom. That sitcom never happened, but after her deal was over she landed a starring role in another sitcom on UPN called Social Studies. After six episodes, the show was cancelled but another show was just around the corner. Christopher Guest wrote Bonnie a regular role in his pilot for HBO called D.O.A. The show was D.O.A. HBO never picked it up.

Bonnie continued doing stand up in Los Angeles and appeared on The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Friday Night, Premium Blend, hosted Later on NBC and was a regular on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She also landed roles in several other pilots and television shows including Gross Pointe, Scare Tactics and The Drew Carey Show.

Not content with just being a performer, Bonnie began writing and doing punch up for various television shows including The Man Show, Spy TV and Trigger Happy.

Bonnie went on to participate in the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing and became one of the shows stand out characters, which led to an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She became a regular on The Late Show with David Letterman and started headlining shows... [MORE]

Bonnie did her first open mic in Vancouver, Canada. The manager of the club told her she should enter a contest, The Search for Canada's Funniest New Comic. She did and she won. She moved to New York where she landed a manager, an agent and taped her first half hour special which still airs on Comedy Central. Bonnie got a deal with CBS to star in her own sitcom. That sitcom never happened, but after her deal was over she landed a starring role in another sitcom on UPN called Social Studies. After six episodes, the show was cancelled but another show was just around the corner. Christopher Guest wrote Bonnie a regular role in his pilot for HBO called D.O.A. The show was D.O.A. HBO never picked it up.

Bonnie continued doing stand up in Los Angeles and appeared on The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Friday Night, Premium Blend, hosted Later on NBC and was a regular on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She also landed roles in several other pilots and television shows including Gross Pointe, Scare Tactics and The Drew Carey Show.

Not content with just being a performer, Bonnie began writing and doing punch up for various television shows including The Man Show, Spy TV and Trigger Happy.

Bonnie went on to participate in the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing and became one of the shows stand out characters, which led to an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She became a regular on The Late Show with David Letterman and started headlining shows across the country. Most recently Bonnie taped her first HBO hour special, which is currently airing.

Bonnie continues to pursue stand up, writing and acting and has created several multi media stage shows like The Fake, Fake Show starring Zach Galifinakis and a short film starring Patton Oswald called Sushi Whore. [LESS]

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Bonnie McFarlane - Love and Marriage

Bonnie loves Rich.

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Bonnie McFarlane - Staying Trim

Bonnie McFarlane

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Posted: 01/23/04
Views: 22,096

Bonnie McFarlane - Keep it Spicy

I got a new diaphragm -- well, new to me.

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Posted: 02/15/08
Views: 17,588

Bonnie McFarlane - Family Planning

We could adopt, or we could abduct.

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Posted: 02/15/08
Views: 17,220

Bonnie McFarlane - Hunting

Bonnie loved her hunting dog.

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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 17,047

Bonnie McFarlane - Interview

Never hit a baby, even if they start it.

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Posted: 02/11/08
Views: 13,188

Bonnie McFarlane - Political Correctness

Bonnie isn't a racist anymore.

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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 4,060

Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490

Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?

Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,925

My First Time - Bonnie McFarlane Pt. 1

Careful with the au jus, Peter.

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Bonnie McFarlane: Cocaine Is Yucky

Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.

Posted: 01/22/2004

Bonnie McFarlane: Cop Sunglasses

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was 'I should cut my bangs.'

Posted: 01/22/2004

Bonnie McFarlane: Night Jogging

I jog, actually; I go at night. A lot of women, they don't like to go jogging alone at night. They're afraid they might get accosted. I go naked....

Posted: 01/22/2004

Bonnie McFarlane: Raising the Baby

I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's...

Posted: 02/14/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: Nervous Binge Drinking

When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: Showbiz Name

When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: Bad Math

I saw the head of the N.O.W. -- National Organization of Women -- saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man, which I'm...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: Foreign Language

I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin. I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bonnie McFarlane: No Such Thing as a Feminist

There's no such thing as a feminist -- just women who pay for their own breast implants.

Posted: 10/30/2008