To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Filed under: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (956), lookin' good (362)
Views: 2,256
Posted: 11/10/2004
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (171), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,885
Bobcat Goldthwait - Public Service Announcement
Bobcat Goldthwait had to record a PSA after starting a fire at "The Tonight Show."
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), TV (536), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,058
Bobcat Goldthwait - Detained by the Authorities
Bobcat Goldthwait is accused of stealing Rolaids.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), crime (412), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 3,296
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), imitations (770), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,222
Bobcat Goldthwait - Gay Bashing
Bobcat politely declines Axl Rose's offer.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), sex (1269), music (710)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,381
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), music (710), pop culture (280)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,814
Bobcat Goldthwait - Bears Gone Wild
How do you harass a polar bear?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), ethnic (813), animals (783)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,725
Bobcat Goldthwait - Sharon Stone
Is Sharon Stone is a hypocritical wingnut?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), movies (549), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,472
Bobcat Goldthwait - Channel 98
If you ever see Bobcat at a boat show, you know what to do.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), movies (549), TV (536)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,181
Jim Gaffigan - Pale and Bald
Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), sex (1269), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,931
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (956), self-deprecating (208)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,060
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 602
Bobcat Goldthwait - Bears Gone Wild
How do you harass a polar bear?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), ethnic (813), animals (783)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,722
Jim Lauletta - Rectal Exam
Rectal exams are no fun.
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), health (956), family (664)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,223
Becky Donohue - Grandma's Stroke
Becky's grandma refuses to drive one of those Jazzies.
Tags: Becky Donohue (2), health (956), family (664)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 842
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,907
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 223
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 315
Margaret Smith - Inspected by Mary Lou
A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), lookin' good (362), observational (326)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 402
