Some schmuck must have been sitting there going, 'Let me get
this straight, honey. I can't sleep with anybody else ever again for the rest of my...
Posted: 02/24/1992
I watched Warner Brothers cartoons when I was a kid. I never
thought about taking a firecracker and shoving it up a cat's butt because Tweety Bird...
Posted: 02/24/1992
I don't know if you wanna wear your fuchsia with the persimmons
socks and the periwinkle shoes with the avocado hat. What are you -- half human,...
Posted: 02/24/1992
You could pick out a Bozo costume for a guy and tell him how
great his butt looks in the big red and white stripes, and he'll wear it: 'You're...
Posted: 02/24/1992
So I go back to the tampon aisle to try to figure out what size
she wears. And it's not like a guy can take an educated guess 'cause it's not like...
Posted: 02/24/1992