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All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Exercise is overrated.
Cold water does things to a man.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.