Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me
with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look...
Posted: 01/02/2003
Marriage? Sure. Dabbled in it a little during the late 80s.
Wild stuff, brother, wild stuff.
Posted: 03/18/2004
There are some nights, when it comes to sex, I'm like one of
those goldfish you used to win as a party favor.... Sure, I'll twitch around for a...
Posted: 03/18/2004
During our time together, I've experienced everything from
premature ejaculation to erectile dysfunction and everything in between -- not that...
Posted: 03/18/2004
Sure, she may be a little lacking in conversation skills, but
that's OK. Unlike you, she doesn't need to explain why she still wets herself, then...
Posted: 03/18/2004
Hell yeah, we go off-roading. All it says is we've got so much
beautiful land back home, we don't mind getting drunk and tearing up half of it.
Posted: 03/18/2004
It's kind of ironic because, when you get right down to it, you
guys need the South much more than we need New York. You know? You need milk. You...
Posted: 03/18/2004
A song can't have any soul if it was written during study hall.
Posted: 03/18/2004
I'm a 31-year-old, college-educated, married man in need of a
sexual outlet 'cause my wife is out of town, or she's working late, or she's in the...
Posted: 03/18/2004
It's time for the employees of my local video store and the
rest of the citizenry of the United States of America to recognize who I am -- I'm...
Posted: 03/18/2004