It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Pizza makes us all a little retarded, doesn't it?
Everyone's an enemy when nachos get set down.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Dessert is very sexual.
Eating nachos is competitive.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.