Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Pizza makes us all a little retarded, doesn't it?
Everyone's an enemy when nachos get set down.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Dessert is very sexual.
Eating nachos is competitive.
Chips and dip is like crack.