Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Pizza makes us all a little retarded, doesn't it?
Everyone's an enemy when nachos get set down.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Dessert is very sexual.
Eating nachos is competitive.
Chips and dip is like crack.