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BILL SANTIAGO is the first born of at least four children. He became a standup after narrowly escaping a career in journalism, facing the fact that as a comedian he was funny, but as a reporter he was a joke.

It's been said he was born to Puerto Rican immigrants, which is technically untrue, as Puerto Ricans are US citizens, although he's got an uncle who was once deported to the Bronx.

More often than not, people say nice things about his act. "Santiago proved political satire is alive in America," noted a San Francisco Chronicle theater critic. Or as one New York City club owner put it, "A Hispanic who uses big words. I love it!"

As far as television, he was a big hit on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, seen by everyone but his mother, who apparently taped the wrong show. Through the miracle of arts grants money to stay home and come up with something hilarious that may or may not have an intermission Santiago has entered the world of solo performance, currently developing and touring his show, "Spanglish 101." Admittedly, he used some of the grant money to buy a pair of shoes he wanted very much. They were on sale, though.

For the record, he did go to college, studying film at NYU, then realizing he preferred to call them movies. It was much earlier on in grade-school, however, that he first showed signs of a budding comedian, stumping his teachers with questions like, "Why isn't phonetic spelled with an 'F'?"

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BILL SANTIAGO is the first born of at least four children. He became a standup after narrowly escaping a career in journalism, facing the fact that as a comedian he was funny, but as a reporter he was a joke.

It's been said he was born to Puerto Rican immigrants, which is technically untrue, as Puerto Ricans are US citizens, although he's got an uncle who was once deported to the Bronx.

More often than not, people say nice things about his act. "Santiago proved political satire is alive in America," noted a San Francisco Chronicle theater critic. Or as one New York City club owner put it, "A Hispanic who uses big words. I love it!"

As far as television, he was a big hit on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, seen by everyone but his mother, who apparently taped the wrong show. Through the miracle of arts grants money to stay home and come up with something hilarious that may or may not have an intermission Santiago has entered the world of solo performance, currently developing and touring his show, "Spanglish 101." Admittedly, he used some of the grant money to buy a pair of shoes he wanted very much. They were on sale, though.

For the record, he did go to college, studying film at NYU, then realizing he preferred to call them movies. It was much earlier on in grade-school, however, that he first showed signs of a budding comedian, stumping his teachers with questions like, "Why isn't phonetic spelled with an 'F'?"

Today he charms audiences across the country with his quick, cogent style, and it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.

When not on stage, he enjoys curling up with a good book or a well-read woman.

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Bill Santiago - Latino Top Ten

Bill Santiago lists the top 10 best things about being Latino.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,519

Bill Santiago - Spanglish

New York City is the capital of Spanglish.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,361

Bill Santiago - Living in Puerto Rico

Bill Santiago discusses moving to Puerto Rico.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,417

Bill Santiago - Biggest Minority

Latinos are now the biggest minority in America.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), George W. Bush (2037), ethnic (814)

Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,280

Bill Santiago - Salsa Dancing

Bill Santiago gives a one-word salsa dancing lesson.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,067

Bill Santiago - Traditional Puerto Rican Food

Bill Santiago reveals his mother's secret recipe for turkey stuffing.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,026

Bill Santiago - Political Opinions

Bill Santiago thinks differently about George W. Bush.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 750

Bill Santiago - God Does Come Through

Bill Santiago discusses God's good grace.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 737

Bill Santiago - People en Espanol

Bill Santiago reviews "People en Espanol."

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 712

Bill Santiago - Upgrade

Bill Santiago was happy to be upgraded from Hispanic to Latino.

Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 668

Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami

George Bush speaks Spanish. That's why they love him in Miami -- 'cause he speaks Spanish and 'cause he hates Castro. Won't even refer to Castro as...

Posted: 12/18/2003

Bill Santiago: Camouflage Thong

I saw this today in the window of Victoria's Secret: a camouflage thong. On what battlefield are you finding it necessary to disguise yourself as...

Posted: 12/18/2003

Bill Santiago: Latinos Are the Biggest Minority

Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of that group.

Posted: 12/18/2003

Bill Santiago: Anyone Here Speak Spanish?

One time, I come out and go, 'Anyone here speak Spanish?' Guy in the front row says, 'No, thank God.' And I was blown away by that. Normally, I can...

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: Spanglish

How can you not love the Spanglish? I love it -- twice the vocabulary, half the grammar.

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: Ass-Kicking From Jesus

One time, I got beat up by a kid named Jesus. And when you're seven, you can't tell the difference between Jesus, typical Puerto Rican name in your...

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Food

Being Puerto Rican in New York, I grew up -- I swear to you -- thinking that White Castle hamburgers was traditional, indigenous Puerto Rican food.

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: J-Lo's Spanish

My mother says, 'You know, J-Lo doesn't even speak Spanish.' I say, 'I know, but her ass does.'

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality

Your specific reality depends on where your people come from, right? For example, Mexicans get shot trying to get into this country, Cubans get...

Posted: 05/04/2006

Bill Santiago: Thank You, Ricky Martin

We've gone far ever since Ricky Martin. Thank you, Ricky. Who would have thought all you had to do to make Latin music so popular is just take out...

Posted: 05/04/2006