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As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
People don't believe you want four kids.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.