If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Filed under: Bill Engvall (11), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Views: 41,837
Posted: 03/26/2007
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 84,671
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 71,983
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 67,572
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), technology (348), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 50,091
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,583
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 15,787
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), aging (296), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,661
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,464
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 71,983
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 84,671
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), technology (348), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 50,118
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 67,572
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,620
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,537
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,149
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), aging (296), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 9,050
Vic Henley - Southern Presidents
Ronald Reagan thought he was a cowboy.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,074
Blake Clark - The South
Blake is used to being called stupid, illiterate and lazy.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 446
