Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Filed under: Bill Engvall (11), aging (296), self-deprecating (211)
Views: 17,818
Posted: 11/22/2009
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 85,071
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 72,618
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 68,259
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), technology (348), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 50,631
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,984
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 42,176
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 16,466
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 9,428
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 9,428
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 16,466
Bill Engvall - Getting Old
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), technology (348), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 50,665
Bill Engvall - Women
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 68,227
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,984
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 72,592
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 85,071
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 42,160
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,062
Tracy Morgan - Consideration
One day that person who missed the subway is going to be waiting for you at the next stop.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), violence (304)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 867
