Movies are a lot better than the actors in them.
Filed under: Bill Burr (27), money (865), imitations (772)
Views: 2,307
Posted: 11/10/2004
Bill Burr - Dangerous Minds
None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), movies (559)
Posted: 08/31/08
Views: 86,705
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,643
Bill Burr - Relentless Women
There's no line women can't cross.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), fights (123)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 51,252
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,257
Bill Burr - Fat Kids
Childhood is all about cardio.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 04/26/06
Views: 18,354
Bill Burr - MTV Cribs
Watching "MTV Cribs" makes Bill feel like a loser.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 15,196
Bill Burr - Spousal Homicide
Why do men kill their wives?
Tags: Bill Burr (27), marriage (581), crime (415)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,907
Bill Burr - Before Marriage
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 3,215
Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography
Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), sex (1283), movies (559)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,414
Brian Posehn - Mexican Babies
It would be great if Mexican babies spoke during movies.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,094
Bill Burr - Dangerous Minds
None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), movies (559)
Posted: 08/31/08
Views: 86,705
Mike Yard - Public Transportation
New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.
Tags: New York City (602), observational (334)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 936
Bill Burr - MTV Cribs
Watching "MTV Cribs" makes Bill feel like a loser.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 15,196
Bill Burr - The Anti-Woman Show
Women have the ability to play both sides of the fence.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 3,334
Nick Swardson - The Saddest Planet Hollywood
Working at Planet Hollywood in Minnesota is pretty lame.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 4,047
Elon Gold - The Theos
Elon Gold feels there are too many religions.
Tags: Elon Gold (1), religion (776), movies (559)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 751
