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Ben Bailey

comedian A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
 
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Ben Bailey - New Apartment

Ben has a small new apartment.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), family (550)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 6,861

Ben Bailey - Eating Room

Why don't restaurants put tables in the waiting room?

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,295

Ben Bailey - Stupid Mistakes

Sometimes body parts mess up orders from the brain.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,965

Ben Bailey - Winter Jackets

Strangers are always telling Ben how cold it is.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), fashion (167)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,882

Ben Bailey - Strip Club

Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,628

Ben Bailey - Different Smells

Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), New York City (286)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,559

Ben Bailey - Balls

Ben has a way to make dental visits more fair.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,322

Ben Bailey - The A Train

Ben's audience attempts to help out with a word problem.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,283

Ben Bailey - No Spring

Springs in New York are perfect for a half a hole of golf.

Tags: Ben Bailey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,163

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Ben Bailey: Couple Blowout

While we were eating, there was a couple on the other side of the restaurant having a fight. It was a huge fight; it was a blowout. They were...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Awake at 8 a.m.

I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, angry. I just opened my eyes and thought, 'This sucks. What the hell am I doing awake at eight o'clock...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Throwing the Football in Fall

Can't wait 'til the fall comes around, I'm going to go out and throw the football -- once. Then, I'm going to run back inside before I freeze to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Winter Memories

I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells

You walk one block in Manhattan in July, you smell a hundred different smells that could down a horse.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Telltale Stripper Signs

How is she not going to know? I'm going to roll in at five o'clock in the morning, smelling like exotic plants, no money in my pockets, glitter all...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Restaurant Waiting Area

We walked up to the podium, and I said to the girl behind the podium, I said, 'We would like a table, please.' And she said, 'I'm sorry, sir, there...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Wife's Underwear

I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get back upstairs after the show is tear off my wife's underwear. And I'll tell you why -- because...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Slow People in the Subway

The thing I hate the most about the subway is every time I get off the train and I'm trying to get out of the station and back up to the street, I...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ben Bailey: Interview Rule

So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.

Posted: 10/30/2008

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