A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
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Ben has a small new apartment.
Why don't restaurants put tables in the waiting room?
Sometimes body parts mess up orders from the brain.
Strangers are always telling Ben how cold it is.
Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.
Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.
Ben has a way to make dental visits more fair.
Ben's audience attempts to help out with a word problem.
Springs in New York are perfect for a half a hole of golf.
While we were eating, there was a couple on the other side of
the restaurant having a fight. It was a huge fight; it was a blowout. They were...
I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, angry. I just opened
my eyes and thought, 'This sucks. What the hell am I doing awake at eight o'clock...
Can't wait 'til the fall comes around, I'm going to go out and
throw the football -- once. Then, I'm going to run back inside before I freeze to...
I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other
day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded...
You walk one block in Manhattan in July, you smell a hundred
different smells that could down a horse.
How is she not going to know? I'm going to roll in at five
o'clock in the morning, smelling like exotic plants, no money in my pockets, glitter all...
We walked up to the podium, and I said to the girl behind the
podium, I said, 'We would like a table, please.' And she said, 'I'm sorry, sir, there...
I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get back
upstairs after the show is tear off my wife's underwear. And I'll tell you why -- because...
The thing I hate the most about the subway is every time I get
off the train and I'm trying to get out of the station and back up to the street, I...
So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job
interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.