A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
A semi finalist in CBS "Star Search 2003", other television appearances include "Mad TV" Fox, "Tough Crowd" and "Premium Blend" Comedy Central and HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival". Movie credits include "Spiderman 2", "Bad Meat" and "So Real".
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Ben Bailey is working hard.
Ben has a small new apartment.
Why don't restaurants put tables in the waiting room?
Strangers are always telling Ben how cold it is.
Sometimes body parts mess up orders from the brain.
Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.
Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.
Ben's audience attempts to help out with a word problem.
Ben has a way to make dental visits more fair.
I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, angry. I just opened
my eyes and thought, 'This sucks. What the hell am I doing awake at eight o'clock...
While we were eating, there was a couple on the other side of
the restaurant having a fight. It was a huge fight; it was a blowout. They were...
We walked up to the podium, and I said to the girl behind the
podium, I said, 'We would like a table, please.' And she said, 'I'm sorry, sir, there...
I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other
day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded...
Can't wait 'til the fall comes around, I'm going to go out and
throw the football -- once. Then, I'm going to run back inside before I freeze to...
You walk one block in Manhattan in July, you smell a hundred
different smells that could down a horse.
The thing I hate the most about the subway is every time I get
off the train and I'm trying to get out of the station and back up to the street, I...
I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get back
upstairs after the show is tear off my wife's underwear. And I'll tell you why -- because...
How is she not going to know? I'm going to roll in at five
o'clock in the morning, smelling like exotic plants, no money in my pockets, glitter all...
So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job
interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.