There's a lot of Pakistani cab drivers. I wonder if you go to
Pakistan, if all the cab drivers are American, and all the Pakistani guys mess with...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I don't know why that's so hard to do. I think I would go
through a less thorough background check if I was adopting a baby. How much information...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I hate to fly. They say flying is safer than driving. That's a
lie, isn't it? If your car stalls, you don't fall outta the sky.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Why do they call it rush hour and your car just sits there?
Posted: 11/02/2008
I noticed when I was driving around that they changed the name
of the Interborough Parkway to the Jackie Robinson Parkway. And the Interborough...
Posted: 10/30/2008
This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we
go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The guy in front of me went into convulsions, started
swallowing his tongue. He was shaking and sweating and puking. His friend's like, 'Oh man,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra
insurance?' I said, 'Why -- am I gonna get into an extra accident?'
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is
Italian?
A: The one on the scooter.
Posted: 12/01/2008
North Miami is one of those exits off I-95 where you say, 'Damn
it, I don't need gas that bad.'
Posted: 10/30/2008