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Artie Lang was a fat coke head.
Artie is the only guy who got really fat on cocaine.
The NBA's slogan is stay in school. Tell that to LaBron James.
No one is safe.
Sex with a green lady.
Nothing beats coke for picking up chicks.
Artie Lang has a bad gambling problem.
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
New York crowds are intimidating.
It isn't easy to drink without smoking cigarettes.
Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.
Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
What are we teaching our children?