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comedian Rapidly becoming one of the most talked about comedians, Arnez J's charisma and physical agility are unforgettable. With the physicality of Jim Carrey, his brand of comedy has dubbed him "the black Jerry Lewis."

Oh his own at age 14, Arnez lied about his age to get a job at a gas station to work his way through school. Arnez wanted to be a professional baseball player. A Philadelphia Phillies Farm League pursued him, but that fell through. It was later while working as a flight attendant that Arnez discovered his comedic talent. He realized that he had the ability to keep the passengers and crew laughing and upon encouragement from friends, he made his first attempt at stand-up comedy. After that first night on stage, he knew what he wanted to do. He left his job with the airlines and made the decision to devote all of his time to a career in comedy.

The Harlem Globetrotters recruited Arnez after their scouts saw his very physical comedy routine and his local celebrity basketball game. However, Arnez suffered a minor knee injury that forced him to put his basketball career on hold. An Atlanta native, Arnez began working the comedy circuit in Georgia and quickly became one of "Hotlanta's" funniest newcomers. A finalist in the 1992 "Bay Area Black Comedy Competition," Arnez was... [MORE]

Oh his own at age 14, Arnez lied about his age to get a job at a gas station to work his way through school. Arnez wanted to be a professional baseball player. A Philadelphia Phillies Farm League pursued him, but that fell through. It was later while working as a flight attendant that Arnez discovered his comedic talent. He realized that he had the ability to keep the passengers and crew laughing and upon encouragement from friends, he made his first attempt at stand-up comedy. After that first night on stage, he knew what he wanted to do. He left his job with the airlines and made the decision to devote all of his time to a career in comedy.

The Harlem Globetrotters recruited Arnez after their scouts saw his very physical comedy routine and his local celebrity basketball game. However, Arnez suffered a minor knee injury that forced him to put his basketball career on hold. An Atlanta native, Arnez began working the comedy circuit in Georgia and quickly became one of "Hotlanta's" funniest newcomers. A finalist in the 1992 "Bay Area Black Comedy Competition," Arnez was immediately noticed by the entertainment industry and was asked to make his first television appearance on Showtime's "Comedy Club Network." Numerous television appearances soon followed including recent appearances on "The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show," "Louie Anderson's Comedy Showcase," Comedy Central's "Make Me Laugh," NBC's "Friday Night Videos," Russell Simmons' "Def Comedy Jam," his own BET "Comic View Grandstand Hour Special" and many others.

In keeping with his plan, Arnez keeps up a dizzying pace performing for sold out crowds in clubs, colleges and concert halls across the country. And most recently, he has accomplished something no other comic yet has done. Arnez has been asked by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince to perform as his opening act. [LESS]

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Arnez J - Gatorade

At a little league game

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Posted: 08/29/03
Views: 49,525

Arnez J - Fights

Girlfights = true comedy

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Posted: 08/29/03
Views: 29,059

Arnez J - Tennessee Talk

The way people talk in Knoxville, TN is something to see.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), stereotypes (431)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 6,449

Arnez J - Black 9/11

Arnez J hopes that on the next plane, hijackers will have to deal with some black folks.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 4,816

Arnez J. - Women Fighting

A black woman will fight at the drop of a hat.

Tags: men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 4,357

Arnez J - We're All Family

Arnez J encourages white people to stop telling on black people.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,592

Arnez J - Oral Surgery

After 12 shots of Novocain, you can barely talk, let alone drive.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,312

Arnez J - Women Fighting

Most men can talk their way out of a fight, but black women will fight at the drop of a hat.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,213

Arnez J - Getting Into Heaven

Arnez J is ready to get into heaven by any means necessary.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 3,133

Arnez J. - Ocean Fishing

The ocean is filled with gangster fish.

Tags: animals (791), imitations (772)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,905

Arnez J.: Latino Women Are the Toughest

Latino women... those are the ones you need to look out for. They're worse than a black girl -- they'll talk to you slow, but they'll stab you quick.

Posted: 11/08/2001

Arnez J: When Something Scary Happens

With black people, when something happens, we don't wait to see what's going on. We don't want to conversate with you. If you want to talk to us,...

Posted: 08/28/2003

Arnez J: Black Girls Know How to Fight

A black girl does not travel alone, and all of her friends will jump you because they don't want to be left out when the story is being told.

Posted: 08/28/2003

Arnez J: Satisfying a Women

Some of the best times that a woman is really enjoying it is when she doesn't say anything and she just looks at you like she's worried.

Posted: 08/28/2003