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... a little about myself ...
Sex: Male

... a little more about myself ... Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang-gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" - (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, 'cran-flap' (vodka/soda/cranberry)

Comedic Influences: Marty Stouffer

Favorite Food: Italian, Scottish Countries Performed in: United States, Canada, United Kingdom (England, Scotland, N. Ireland, Channel Islands), Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Holland,... [MORE]

... a little about myself ...
Sex: Male

... a little more about myself ... Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang-gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" - (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, 'cran-flap' (vodka/soda/cranberry)

Comedic Influences: Marty Stouffer

Favorite Food: Italian, Scottish Countries Performed in: United States, Canada, United Kingdom (England, Scotland, N. Ireland, Channel Islands), Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, Germany, Poland, France, China (Hong Kong) [LESS]

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Arj Barker - The Internet

He's got more than sixty MySpace friends. Sixty!

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Arj Barker - Cell Phones

Cell phone companies are trying to run up your minutes.

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Arj Barker - Irish Soap

Shorties: Arj Barker - Irish Soap

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Arj Barker - Americans

So long, cat. Go back to Katmandu.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 14,305

Arj Barker - Banking

Ol' Whiskey Pete will keep your money safe.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 13,979

Arj Barker - Interview

Why hang out with your baby?

Tags: Arj Barker (21), interview (2828), Internet (320)

Posted: 03/27/06
Views: 13,276

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Solo Aviator Division

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 12,785

Arj Barker - Australia

Toilets in Australia

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 9,893

Arj Barker - New Shoes

There are too many categories of shoes.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (230)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 9,389

Arj Barker - Shoe-seum

The Toronto Shoe Museum

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 9,387

Arj Barker: Cop Land

Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid...

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: Freaky Sign

I was actually in my car today, and I was just driving, and I noticed a guy on the sidewalk holding a cardboard sign that said, 'Where will you...

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: In Love With a Philosophy Major

I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist -- and worse, she can prove it.

Posted: 12/12/1997

Arj Barker: 4th of July

I read this on the Internet -- did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this country than in any other country in the whole world?

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Military Secrets

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets -- unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel. Then, it's pretty easy, just tune in...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son

You're finally old enough to go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. 'Alright, son, just go door to door and get...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Health Food Halloween Pranks

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause [my parents] owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy

There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost...

Posted: 03/30/2006

Arj Barker: Switching Banks

I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better...

Posted: 03/30/2006