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... a little about myself ...
Sex: Male

... a little more about myself ... Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang-gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" - (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, 'cran-flap' (vodka/soda/cranberry)

Comedic Influences: Marty Stouffer

Favorite Food: Italian, Scottish Countries Performed in: United States, Canada, United Kingdom (England, Scotland, N. Ireland, Channel Islands), Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Holland,... [MORE]

... a little about myself ...
Sex: Male

... a little more about myself ... Name: Arj Barker

Legal Name: Ricky Schroeder

Age: 28 (as far as you know)

Date of Birth: Do the math

Place of birth: Vagina

Occupation: comic, actor, writer, fisherman

Hobbies: biking, guitar, snowboarding, needlepoint, hang-gliding, coloring

Some of my Favorite CDs: OK Computer (Radiohead); Odelay (Beck); Devil's Music Vol. I (White Zombie); Dummy (Portishead); Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd); Follow the Leader (Rakim and Erik B); Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); Enima (Tool); Moon Safari (Air)

Favorite Restaurants: Jim Otto's Burger King (Auburn,CA), Pluto's (Marina, SF), DeNiro's (Edinburgh, Scotland), 1st (Lower East Side, NY, NY), Cecile's Trattoria (Venice, Italy), Randy's Grub Hut (Botswana, Africa)

Graduated: Sir Francis Drake High, 1989 Airco Technical Institute, 1989 Bryman Bartending School, 1989 Control Data Institute, 1989

Current City(s) of Residence: San Francisco, Hollywood, London, Yreka, Hemel Hemstead

Drink of Choice: Jamison Whiskey "on the rocks" - (KIDS, ask your parents permission before drinking and driving!), Chivas Regal and YooHoo, 'cran-flap' (vodka/soda/cranberry)

Comedic Influences: Marty Stouffer

Favorite Food: Italian, Scottish Countries Performed in: United States, Canada, United Kingdom (England, Scotland, N. Ireland, Channel Islands), Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, Germany, Poland, France, China (Hong Kong) [LESS]

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Arj Barker - The Internet

He's got more than sixty MySpace friends. Sixty!

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Arj Barker - Cell Phones

Cell phone companies are trying to run up your minutes.

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Arj Barker - Irish Soap

Shorties: Arj Barker - Irish Soap

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Arj Barker - Americans

So long, cat. Go back to Katmandu.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 14,241

Arj Barker - Banking

Ol' Whiskey Pete will keep your money safe.

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Posted: 03/31/06
Views: 13,893

Arj Barker - Interview

Why hang out with your baby?

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Posted: 03/27/06
Views: 13,259

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Solo Aviator Division

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 12,765

Arj Barker - Australia

Toilets in Australia

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 9,877

Arj Barker - New Shoes

There are too many categories of shoes.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (226)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 9,373

Arj Barker - Shoe-seum

The Toronto Shoe Museum

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Posted: 09/22/00
Views: 9,366

Arj Barker: Moving Too Fast

She said I was moving too fast... I think it was a nice gesture to give her flowers on the first date. Perhaps the 'Bless This Family' plaque could...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: We'll Be Together

I'm coming back. And when I get back, then we'll be together forever -- forever and ever and ever -- until death. Even beyond -- beyond death: two...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Gotta Get Stuff to Get Online

You don't just get a computer to get online. You gotta get other stuff. You better get a modem, or you're not getting on anything. You gotta get a...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Tech Support

He said, 'Arj, if you're having trouble with www.arjbarker.com, don't call me. You consult the Webmaster.' I said, 'Fine.' So, I called Spiderman.

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Hungry Jack's Restaurant

They got a restaurant called Hungry Jack's, but I didn't feel comfortable eating there. How good could it be? The guy who owns the restaurant is...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: High on Life

For years and years, Arj Barker was high on life, but eventually, I built up a tolerance.

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Never Drive on Grass

I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Troubling Shoe Museum

I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Good News About Smoking

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it -- like the fact that...

Posted: 09/21/2000

Arj Barker: Not a Camel

You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor...

Posted: 09/21/2000