Ardal O'Hanlon has appeared on the following Comedy Central shows: | Ardal O'Hanlon Videos | Ardal O'Hanlon Jokes |
In the old days, people didn't complain about how they felt.
Irish people have spread themselves all over the world.
There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Ardal O'Hanlon wishes he had a bigger finish -- and a bigger start and more bigness in the middle.
Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.
Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society.
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
I guarantee it -- if you go deep into the heart of the Amazon
jungle, you will stumble upon a tribe of previously undiscovered Irish people with...
She said, 'Where are you from?' And I said I was Irish. And she
said to me, 'Oh you're Irish, are you? You'll be needing this.' And she left the...
And there's a reason for this, why men experience pain more
acutely than women -- that's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking...
Now, where I come from, when you get a prescription for
antibiotics, you don't say, 'Will it work? Will there be any side effects?' No, it's 'Will...
There's such a great emphasis, here in the United States, on
looking good and feeling good -- usually at an enormous expense to your personality.
Running is never fun. Running is something you do when there's
a man chasing you with a knife.
The best way to smuggle drugs into a country is to place them
carefully in a dog's bottom... because at the airport, if the sniffer dog suspects...
The thing I love about it is its diversity. I never knew there
were so many ways to say, 'f**k you.'
I think there should be a Spanish-style siesta in this country
-- from about half 11 in the morning until Thursday.
I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said,
'Tiredness can kill.' I didn't know that. Last Saturday, I stayed up all night...