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Anita Wise - Cleaning

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Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

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Views: 932

Posted: 05/30/1994

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (519), animals (400)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 932

Anita Wise - In Love

You never know when you'll bump into Mr. You Might Do.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), sex (905), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 623

Anita Wise - Health

Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (519), money (445)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 491

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Brian Posehn - Crazy People

Crazy people might seem a little less crazy if they had a kid with them.

Tags: Brian Posehn (13), kids (596), Two Drink Minimum (295)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 400

Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan

Just chew on the other side.

Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (905), family (550)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 148

Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic

What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?

Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (519), Two Drink Minimum (295)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 66

Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors

The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 271

Judah Friedlander - Eating Napkins

Judah once saw a homeless man who was eating napkins.

Tags: Judah Friedlander (1), Premium Blend (749), health (519)

Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 5,712

Gregg Rogell - New York City

Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.

Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (519), animals (400)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 142

Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs

Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (766), food (494)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 96

Brian Frazer - Dangerous City

A severed head makes a great burglar alarm.

Tags: Brian Frazer (1), imitations (766), animals (400)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 91

Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza

New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (690), food (494)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 78

Nick DiPaolo - Hotels

Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (519), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 72


Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Rice Krispies

Yo' Mama is so ugly, not even her Rice Krispies will talk to her.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Pitbull with Herpes

Whats meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to him.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Joke Written By and For Retards

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller

There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never be able to smell or hear them. So one day she...

Posted: 10/30/2008

What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?

What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?

A cancelled Czech!

Posted: 10/30/2008

Really Sick

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.

The next day the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rhoids

"How are your hemorrhoids?"

"Swell."

Posted: 10/30/2008

Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Blue Eye

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital, and, after awaking from an...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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