Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm
was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Yo' Mama is so ugly, not even her Rice Krispies will talk to
her.
Posted: 12/01/2008
Whats meaner than a pitbull with herpes?
The guy who gave
it to him.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys
got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a...
Posted: 10/30/2008
There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.
She farts all the time, yet is never be able to smell or hear them. So one day she...
Posted: 10/30/2008
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled
Czech!
Posted: 10/30/2008
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
Posted: 10/30/2008
How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi
and turn it on full.
Posted: 10/30/2008
One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him
getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital, and, after awaking from an...
Posted: 10/30/2008