Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Filed under: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (1003), food (804)
Views: 184
Posted: 10/16/2009
Andy Ritchie - Massage Mode
Your shower head's "massage mode" isn't supposed to hurt so much, is it?
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), observational (334), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 160
Andy Ritchie - Rap Music
You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), music (727), movies (559)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 136
Bobby Lee - Being Asian
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 9,060
Chris D'Elia - Germans
Germans are definitely the creepiest people in the world.
Tags: men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 328
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Sommore: Clothing
Picking out the right outfit is essential.
Tags: Sommore (2), lookin' good (369), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 4,696
Chris D'Elia - Black Dude Fashion
Black guys can pretty much get away with wearing anything they want.
Tags: ethnic (814), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 160
Bryan Callen - Sexy
A man's bare white, hairy thigh is a hot look.
Tags: Bryan Callen (2), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,272
Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), America (446), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,200
Reese Waters - Blacking Out
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Tags: men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 277
Wil Sylvince - First Class
Flying in first class makes you realize that flying in coach is like being in a third world country.
Tags: Wil Sylvince (2), food (804), observational (334)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 131
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 660
Andy Ritchie - Massage Mode
Your shower head's "massage mode" isn't supposed to hurt so much, is it?
Tags: observational (334), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 159
