Your shower head's "massage mode" isn't supposed to hurt so much, is it?
Filed under: Andy Ritchie (3), observational (334), Live at Gotham (332)
Views: 160
Posted: 10/16/2009
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (2), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 186
Andy Ritchie - Rap Music
You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.
Tags: music (727), movies (559)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 137
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (2), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 186
Andy Ritchie - Rap Music
You don't have to be a gangster to listen to gangsta rap. You don't have to be your entertainment.
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), music (727), movies (559)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 137
Nick Cobb - Shushing in Public
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
Tags: Nick Cobb (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 431
Bobby Lee - Being Asian
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 9,105
Jay Larson - Violence Awareness Day
How does one celebrate Violence Awareness Day?
Tags: Jay Larson (2), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 223
Iliza Shlesinger - Shark Week
How to get away from a shark should have been episode one of Shark Week.
Tags: animals (791), observational (334)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 238
Paul F. Tompkins - Cokehead Disco
Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), drugs (639), observational (334)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 205
Jeff Dunham - Puppet Mastery
Walter can say "fuck you," but Jeff can't.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), Live at Gotham (332), dark (83)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 78,488
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 666
Bobby Lee - Korean Dad
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 40,591
