Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 687

Isn't advertising soap as "anti-bacterial" a little redundant?

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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 423

They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.

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Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 128

I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,512

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

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You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?

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Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,019

Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,021

All my friends are good looking.

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Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,499

Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.

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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035

Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641