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Alonzo Bodden

Even before appearing on NBC'S 'Last Comic Standing', Alonzo Bodden knew there was nothing, absolutely nothing that would ever make him give up comedy. "That's the drug", he says "when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to take the crowd wherever I want them to go. I love it when they laugh, especially when they relate through laughter. It's a beautiful thing. It also means I'm going to get paid, which is nice."

Bodden didn't always make his living as a stand up comic. A graduate of Aviation High School, for 9 years he earned a paycheck as a jet mechanic for Lockheed and McDonnell Douglas. While comics around the country were making audiences laugh at airline jokes, Bodden was working on the top secret Stealth Bomber. It was during a stint as trainer that Alonzo discovered his ability to entertain a group of people. I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh, Bodden explains, I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits. He enrolled in a comedy class and the rest as they say, is comedy history.

Alonzo has always appreciated the benefits of doing stand up comedy, one of which is having fun on stage. He recalls one of his favorite experiences, I was working at the Brea Improv and in the middle of my set, a guy had a seizure. After the paramedics carted him off, I went up there, did 10 killer... [MORE]
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Alonzo Bodden - You Can Laugh

Alonzo can't work with a tight ass crowd.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 3,750

Alonzo Bodden - Flying

Where's the bra bomber?

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,889

Alonzo Bodden - Women

In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,399

Alonzo Bodden - Latinos

Soon all black people will have left is cinco de negro.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,144

Alonzo Bodden - Bad in Starbucks

Alonzo is an angry suburban negro.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,014

Alonzo Bodden - Stereotypes

Stereotypes are true -- that's where they come from.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 956

Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble

Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"

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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 865

Alonzo Bodden - Hate

It's hard to remember who to hate.

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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 787

Alonzo Bodden: Shoes Off at the Airport

We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Tweezers on an Airplane

You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Black People Don't Hijack Planes

Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Latino History Month

Latinos, man -- Spanish people outnumber black people now. Yeah, I'm not too happy about it. No, I'm gonna tell you why not. You know why? 'Cause...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Scariest Thing in the World

I was on the highway -- I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Good Old Days

Conservatives are always talking about America in the good old days. 'Bring back the good old days!' I'm black. We don't have good old days. Do you...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden; Drug Testing

I used to be an airplane mechanic until they started drug testing. That's when I knew it was time to let that one go. And people ask me about that;...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Psycho Chicks

I like psycho chicks.... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden; On Politically Correct Comedy

A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Alonzo Bodden: Viagra for Women

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been around for years: they call it 'cash.'

Posted: 10/30/2008