We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got
to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and
you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the
first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Latinos, man -- Spanish people outnumber black people now.
Yeah, I'm not too happy about it. No, I'm gonna tell you why not. You know why? 'Cause...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I was on the highway -- I saw the scariest thing in the world,
man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Conservatives are always talking about America in the good old
days. 'Bring back the good old days!' I'm black. We don't have good old days. Do you...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I used to be an airplane mechanic until they started drug
testing. That's when I knew it was time to let that one go. And people ask me about that;...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I like psycho chicks.... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho,
you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
Posted: 10/30/2008
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny
joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been
around for years: they call it 'cash.'
Posted: 10/30/2008