Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the
first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the...
Posted: 07/07/2005
We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got
to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in...
Posted: 07/07/2005
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and
you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to...
Posted: 07/07/2005
Latinos, man -- Spanish people outnumber black people now.
Yeah, I'm not too happy about it. No, I'm gonna tell you why not. You know why? 'Cause...
Posted: 07/07/2005
I was on the highway -- I saw the scariest thing in the world,
man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the...
Posted: 07/07/2005
Conservatives are always talking about America in the good old
days. 'Bring back the good old days!' I'm black. We don't have good old days. Do you...
Posted: 07/07/2005
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You
know why? 'Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring....
Posted: 07/07/2005
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny
joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see...
Posted: 07/07/2005
They sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't
think. Then, they started treating me like I'm the idiot. They're like, 'Do you have...
Posted: 07/07/2005
I used to be an airplane mechanic until they started drug
testing. That's when I knew it was time to let that one go. And people ask me about that;...
Posted: 07/07/2005